1. It’s “dead week” here at Haus des Evis (almost looks like Elvis’ house, huh? It’s not. It’s PROPER German!) and you would be able to tell that by my spotless kitchen, very neat desk, cleaned off coffee table, and sparkling toilet.

2. Speaking of toilets, I cleaned mine tonight because every time that I saw it, I thought of Mommy Is Moody. It’s really hard to pee without giggling when you realize that something you frequently show your ass to makes you think of a close friend.

Yeah, there are more things.

I have a final on Friday and got 9+ pages of notes edited down to 5. Tomorrow I’ll re-highlight (and if need be, re-edit them) and the repetition will help.

I have two finals next Tuesday and have the review guides for both of them. I am going to be spending the next five days compiling a term’s worth of human sexuality notes into a easily studied pack of knowledge. Want to know about sex? I am the master. Okay, so not really … but I have the book (and lecture) knowledge!

Insomnia is killing me. Night before last I was up until 2am because I heard someone outside my window. Come to find out my neighbor did, too … so I was NOT looking forward to trying to sleep last night. Instead of my mind not shutting down last night, it was my BODY! I had restless body syndrome last night and couldn’t stop wiggling. I even got up and tried to DANCE my wiggles out and that didn’t help. I finally passed out around 3am. Not cool. I am staying out of the bed tonight until I get TIRED in hopes of actually getting some sleep. I have a 10am class tomorrow … I can’t be up until 3am … it’s just not cool.

I think that’s it. Yeah. That’s it.