For those of you who were not involved in my lunchtime conversation today, I revealed that cerca 3AM on Sunday I made the wise decision to eat chocolate pudding. I subsequently managed to soil my wall-to-wall carpetting, tablecloth, and ottoman with said chocolate pudding.

I proposed that the only way to clean this would be to “rent a dog”. Now, I thought that was totally outlandish, but GET THIS: “Ban proposed for dog rental service in Boston“.

I better act quickly before the ban is in place!