Today I got my first bath. It was fun at first, lapping up the water from the shower head the way I do with the garden hose. But then when the water turned on me, I had to escape. The tub was so slippery, though, and the water got warmer. So I managed. Now I’m cleaner. Really, I don’t know what all the fuss was about. When we were out in the park, all the flies were buzzing around him, not me.